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The 2017 McCrea Awards Part III

The 2017 McCrea Awards Part III

  Best TV Show Star Trek Discovery Finally, the fevered delusion of a hopeful future where humanity is reaching its potential has been stripped away, revealing the truth that Star Trek has never* before had the balls to show: We’ll still be fucking everything up 200 years from now. Featuring a crew of broken, unlikable

 

Best TV Show

Star Trek Discovery

Finally, the fevered delusion of a hopeful future where humanity is reaching its potential has been stripped away, revealing the truth that Star Trek has never* before had the balls to show: We’ll still be fucking everything up 200 years from now. Featuring a crew of broken, unlikable people making irrational, disastrous decisions, Discovery makes the 23rd Century feel like it’s happening right now. Plus, you get to pay for it!

*Frequently

 

Best Vegetable

Romanesco Broccoli

It’s the only vegetable we know of that requires a math degree to eat. It is also rumored to be a nexus to multiple parallel dimensions. Famed artist M. C. Escher ate nothing but Romanesco broccoli, which goes a long way to explaining his bullshit. It’s also rich in vitamin C.

 

Best Board Game

Stranger Things Monopoly

The pop culture mash-up is the most important form of expression of our generation. And the image of a Hasbro executive screaming free-association words at a whiteboard is perhaps the zenith of that form. The result, Stranger Things Monopoly, harmoniously melds the insidious unease and crippling fear of the Monopoly franchise with beloved characters from the hit Netflix show who, even at a young age, have found better things to do than play Monopoly.

 

Best Movie

Baywatch

“Who baywatches the baywatchers?” is a question we frequently ask ourselves as a society. The TV series Baywatch spent 11 seasons and 242 episodes trying to answer this perplexing riddle but barely scratched the surface. The movie Baywatch provides a definitive solution in the first few minutes: The Rock. It’s so obvious in retrospect.

 

Tune in Thursday for Part IV of the 2017 McCrea Awards!

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