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  • Rank Quest: World of Warcraft

    Rank Quest: World of Warcraft1

    In this new and totally innovative feature from House Ryokuro, we are going on a quest to attempt what no other content-starved website has even conceived: We will make lists of things. Not only that, but we will arbitrarily rank these things in our mission to anger you. This is RANK QUEST. Today on Rank

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  • What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 15-18

    What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 15-180

    The hunt for the most exotic Exotics never ends. And Xur certainly has some…uh…interesting Exotics! Every week, House Ryokuro will keep you up-to-date with not only where that zany manifestation of your nightmares is, but all the useless junk he’s absolutely convinced is Guardian gear. This week, he’s somehow managed to appear in World of

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  • What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 8-11

    What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 8-110

    The Curse of Osiris is underway, and you’ll need some extra firepower. Our boy Xur can hook you up! Every week, House Ryokuro will keep you up-to-date with not only where that wacky tentacle-monster is, but all the crap he’s trying to unload! This week, he’s perched near the Hellmouth on the Moon. Granted, it’s

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  • Soulcalibur 6 Announced (Updated)

    Soulcalibur 6 Announced (Updated)0

    It is doubtful you come here for unbiased coverage. It’s doubtful you come here at all. With that in mind: SOULCALIBUR 6, BITCHES!!! Bandai Namco announced the long-awaited return of the Soulcalibur franchise at The Game Awards 2017, ending the six year hiatus of the 3D fighting game. Its 2018 release (on PS4, XBOX One,

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  • Destiny 2: Curse of Osiris First Impressions

    Destiny 2: Curse of Osiris First Impressions0

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Time-traveling robots want to destroy the future! We have to stop them, and thus is the story of Curse of Osiris, the first DLC expansion to Destiny 2. If that sounds rote, that’s because it is. I’ll do the courtesy of saying there are spoilers in this

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  • What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 1-4

    What’s Xur’s Deal, Dec. 1-40

    If you want only the hottest, freshest, most powerful items in all of Destiny 2, then you need to hunt down a Lovecraftian-horror-turned-arms-dealer, our friendly neighborhood Xur! Fortunately, House Ryokuro will keep you up-to-date every week with not only where that crazy Agent of the Nine is hanging out, but what outlandish wares he’s peddling!

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