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  • I Didn’t Watch Murder on the Orient Express

    I Didn’t Watch Murder on the Orient Express0

    There’s a lot of movies and TV out there, so a person could hardly be blamed for missing some of it. But I refuse to let that keep me from reviewing the things I Didn’t Watch. I have at least seen Murder on the Orient Express’s trailer, which makes me a virtual expert on this

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  • Doomsday Clock #1 Review

    Doomsday Clock #1 Review0

    Thirty years ago, the comic book phenomenon Watchmen appeared on this planet without warning or instructions. It told the tale of a spunky group of sociopathic fetishists who took turns murdering each other, monologuing, fucking each other, building elaborate sand castles on Mars, and destroying an entire city and all its inhabitants in a half-court

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  • I Didn’t Watch The Hitman’s Bodyguard

    I Didn’t Watch The Hitman’s Bodyguard0

    There’s a lot of movies and TV out there, so a person could hardly be blamed for missing some of it. But I refuse to let that keep me from reviewing the things I Didn’t Watch. The Hitman’s Bodyguard was not showing at the theater ten blocks from my house so I didn’t go see

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  • Indefensible: A Defenders Review

    Indefensible: A Defenders Review0

    Superhero team-ups are actually pretty difficult things to pull off. Even the comics their based on only get it right every once in awhile. The Avengers tends to make us think the code’s been forever cracked, but this really isn’t the case. Take The Defenders, for example. Much like the Marvel Cinematic Universe before it,

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  • Dark Nights: Metal #1 Review

    Dark Nights: Metal #1 Review0

    If it sometimes feels like Batman endangering the Justice League or even the world at large through his paranoia and secrecy is a genre of comic books unto itself, Dark Nights: Metal might end up being that genre’s crowning achievement. Metal #1 is the official beginning to DC’s next “big event” which will span 25

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