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  • 2017 McCrea Awards Part IV

    2017 McCrea Awards Part IV0

    And so we conclude the “grand” return of the McCrea Awards by handing out honors to our merry band of House Ryokuro regulars (and irregulars). These folks made the sun shine brighter, the air smell sweeter, and possibly even killed a couple of those fucking toucans.   Best Total N00b AthenaGrey With just around three

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  • The 2017 McCrea Awards Part III

    The 2017 McCrea Awards Part III0

      Best TV Show Star Trek Discovery Finally, the fevered delusion of a hopeful future where humanity is reaching its potential has been stripped away, revealing the truth that Star Trek has never* before had the balls to show: We’ll still be fucking everything up 200 years from now. Featuring a crew of broken, unlikable

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  • The 2017 McCrea Awards Part II

    The 2017 McCrea Awards Part II0

    Best Death Anthony Hopkins, Transformers: The Last Knight Sir Anthony Hopkins, one of the most respected and accomplished actors in the world, has reached the stage of his career where he is constantly murdered by robots. His shocking death at the end of HBO’s Westworld heralded this new era in the performer’s work. But it

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  • The 2017 McCrea Awards Part I

    The 2017 McCrea Awards Part I0

    As the year draws to a close, another glorious tradition returns from the Old Halls, one where we chuck golden statues of sheep through the windows of the things we loved the best. Perhaps “love” is too strong a word. Regardless, these are the 2017 McCrea Awards! Best Video Game NBA Playgrounds In this post-NBA

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  • Profiles in Hysteria: Destiny Lass

    Profiles in Hysteria: Destiny Lass0

    She is the ultimate warrior, born from a race of ultimate warriors. Her blades have defended The Isle for longer than we know. With a shock of purple hair and an eternally intimidating demeanor, Destiny Lass has become our most stalwart champion and an enduring mystery. Though she usually guards her privacy with ferocity, Destiny

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  • Profiles in Hysteria: Cardboard Vendor

    Profiles in Hysteria: Cardboard Vendor0

    House Ryokuro is home to many interesting people, whether they be pie-flinging superheroes, immortal Twinkies, or Russian spambots. Profiles in Hysteria is a new feature that will make you painfully aware of all of them. CARDBOARD VENDOR Everyone has heard the cries for “Hot, Damp Cardboard!” ring out through the Halls and the Battlegrounds. Just

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